Other rules for dating in college
If you can't think up your own, buy one of those books with Fabio (the guy from the "I can't believe it's not butter" commercials) on the cover and be one of those guys.(God, this guy can't tell butter from margarine and chicks swoon over him?Don't do it right away but definitely do it if she's showing reluctance on that blowjob. So make all the decisions and see how she goes for it. Wear cuffs and a leather motorcycle jacket, even if you drive a Hyundai.If so, you can probably get this to continue in the bedroom. (Park the Hyundai somewhere else and walk to where you meet her, though.) Remember, nice guys don't get laid.You did a lot of work and you're tired, and you have important work to do tomorrow.Make sure she stays free all the time in case you call. You're looking to settle down in a country home with that one special girl. She'll figure out the more ridiculous ones eventually but if you play this right you'll get laid first and have her captured.First, if you're not familiar with the book The Rules here is a summary of "The Rules" in the book, which you need to know to understand the satire.
If you shack up, don't alter your own life just to make it easier for her.
Or tell your wife you just don't want to wear a ring; invent some sort of bizarre hand disease or rice picker accident.
Anyway even the ones who haven't read the Girl's Rules don't want to date married guys so don't let her (or your wife) know.
Compare -- 5 seconds of your time each day to put down the seat vs. And they don't like us staring at other girls' either. Anyway, they're watching for this so don't get caught. Drop hints and pretend like some day you want to be married to her, but don't actually do it.
You can even get engaged if you want to lock in some regular pussy.High on the bestseller lists this week is a book called The Rules, a guide to dating and courting for women which effectively advocates that women, in order to snag a man, follow a sexist and manipulative dating game based on the principles of 50 years ago.(Except that back then, the guys knew the women were playing this game and accounted for it.) What follows, in the same vein is a satire, The Rules for Guys.One exception, which is admittedly a royal pain, but worth it -- put the toilet seat down after you take a wizz.